Thoughts & Memories AI Writing Projects I Want to Try 18 Apr 20238 May 2023 So, it's both the 4th anniversary of theCarbonFreeze as well as its 365th post, which is a milestone I've been looking forward to--where one can officially read an article a…
Thoughts & Memories Beautiful St Patrick’s Day Fantasy 17 Mar 202320 Mar 2023 Howdy y'all. Normally in this "Beautiful [Holiday] Fantasy" series, I like to regale you all with a cannabis-induced stream of consciousness that's too wacky or incoherent to share in a…
Thoughts & Memories The Acts of Mary and the Sophians (Sophianity 2/3) 30 Jul 202215 Feb 2023 This is a story I wrote to expound on the tenets of Aquarian Gnosticism, aka Sophianity. Remember that this is the ultimate text in the Sophian Bible project I’ve described…
Thoughts & Memories Weird, Turbulent Dreams I’ve Had: Reloaded 5 Jul 20225 Jul 2022 So, with this post I think it might be time to call it quits on the "weird dream" series indefinitely. I feel like this is as good of an opportunity…
Thoughts & Memories My Thoughts on the Current State of the Transgender Movement (It’s Bad) 23 Apr 202225 Apr 2022 As it stands now, I'm ashamed to be associated with the current transgender rights movement, so much so that I've started to publically identify as "a person who suffers from…
Thoughts & Memories A Two-Part Erotic Fever Dream About Fat Chicks and the Men Who Admire Them 3 Apr 20225 Apr 2022 [The blog's three year anniversary recently came and went without fanfare, a further casualty of the 4 month dearth of output from yours truly. All I can say in defense…
Media Analyses… Blog Announcement, a Canon of Sophian Films & “Epistle to the Apostates” 5 Nov 20212 May 2022 I just wanted to make a quick post to reassure everyone that I'm still alive and still plan to add to theCarbonFreeze going forward. (I have a dozen unfinished essays…
Media Analyses… Quick Religious Idea (A Canon of Inspired Films) + A Blog Update 10 Aug 202110 Aug 2021 The last few weeks have been extremely productive, and theCarbonFreeze is just a few posts away from reaching the 365 mark, which has always been a milestone I've been striving…
Thoughts & Memories The Revelation of Sophia to Mary (Sophianity 1/3) 6 Aug 202115 Feb 2023 This is a Gospel I made to expound on the tenets of Sophianity. Remember that this is the penultimate text in the Sophian Bible project I've described in an earlier…
Thoughts & Memories Beautiful Birthday Fantasy 1 Aug 20212 Aug 2021 This post is part of a series of tongue-in-cheek streams of consciousness inspired by the holidays. After yesterday's horrific upload, let's unwind with something a bit less serious for today,…
Media Analyses… Theoretical Canon For a Gnostic Bible 27 Jul 202130 Apr 2022 Obviously this blog entry is a follow-up to my earlier essay on the Gnostics as well as my "Aquarian Bible" project. In case you need a refresher, I invented my…
Media Analyses… Free Britney! (Britney Spears as an Aquarian Icon + A Call For Sanity) 21 Jul 202122 Jul 2021 So, I'm late addressing this issue, and thankfully, at the time of writing, it looks like there may already be a light at the end of the tunnel for Britney…
Thoughts & Memories God Can Be Anything You Want (Aquarius, Gnosticism, Sci-Fi & an Evolving Spiritual Revelation!) 14 Jul 20219 Aug 2021 I'll begin by reiterating my personal beliefs and what I think society needs from the spiritual. Then I will briefly examine my favorite historical western religion before descending into some…
Political Reactions… Even More (Mostly Pride) Flag Designs I’ve Created 15 Jun 202116 Jun 2021 I was bored yesterday, and too groggy to do anything more productive, so I made a bunch of pride flags to pass the time. I don't believe it's my place…
Thoughts & Memories Happy Pride Month: Be Yourself 11 Jun 202111 Jun 2021 Just as the title says. Life's too damn short to live in fear, to not be yourself. Every moment is precious. Climate change/environmental collapse is barreling down on us like…
Media Analyses… Full Text of Soul Calibur II’s Story (Weapon Master Mode) 6 Jun 20219 Jun 2021 As a public service, here is the entire text for Soul Calibur II's Weapon Master Mode. (Essentially this game's version of a story mode.) Until now, the only places this…
Thoughts & Memories Beautiful Earth Day Fantasy 22 Apr 202122 Apr 2021 This post is part of a series of tongue-in-cheek streams of consciousness inspired by the holidays. Moths are such wonderful, beautiful creatures. Even their faces aren't scary like most insects…
Media Analyses… An Aquarian “Bible:” A Collection of Mythic, Philosophical & Scientific Texts to Enhance the Mind 21 Apr 20219 Aug 2021 This collection came to be when I was working on two different things at once and decided to combine them into one project. The first was a central hub of…
Thoughts & Memories Beautiful 420 Fantasy 20 Apr 202120 Apr 2021 This post is part of a series of tongue-in-cheek streams of consciousness inspired by the holidays. This is an idea I've had for awhile but never got the chance to…
Thoughts & Memories Beautiful Bicycle Day Fantasy 19 Apr 202119 Apr 2021 This post is part of a series of tongue-in-cheek streams of consciousness inspired by the holidays. Zuzu is such a pretty, if unconventional, name. I've thought so ever since I…
Thoughts & Memories Second Anniversary of the Carbon Freeze! 19 Mar 2021 So, it's been two years to the date that theCarbonFreeze.com has been a thing. I had some ideas to commemorate the occasion, like a "best film/media to consume to be…
Thoughts & Memories Beautiful Pi Day Fantasy 14 Mar 202114 Mar 2021 This post is part of a series of tongue-in-cheek streams of consciousness inspired by the holidays. If the Multiverse is real, that means that we might theoretically be able to…
Thoughts & Memories Aquarian Pantheistic Existentialism (A.P.E. — What We Were & What We Can Be!) 26 Feb 202123 Jul 2021 I decided to write a follow up to my earlier collection of "deep" pseudo-spiritual musings, in case you're wondering where books 1-3 are. These may seem silly, and I was…
Thoughts & Memories Beautiful President’s Day Fantasy 15 Feb 20214 Mar 2021 This post is part of a series of tongue-in-cheek streams of consciousness inspired by the holidays. In 2016, a woman was so distraught over the choice between Hillary and Trump…
Thoughts & Memories Beautiful Valentine’s Day Fantasy 14 Feb 20214 Mar 2021 This post is part of a series of tongue-in-cheek streams of consciousness inspired by the holidays. I think the biggest difference between love and obsession is that when you love…
Media Analyses… Beautiful New Years Fantasy 24 Dec 20204 Mar 2021 This post is part of a series of tongue-in-cheek streams of consciousness inspired by the holidays. I used to grow up watching a lot of those stop-motion Rankin-Bass specials around…
Thoughts & Memories Weird, Terrifying Dreams I’ve Had: The Reboot 11 Dec 20204 Mar 2021 Lucky number seven! Let's not waste any time... #97 My Dream Girl (Literally, But Not Really) I dreamed I was dating the YouTube personality, Jenny Nicholson,* and brought her home…
Political Reactions… Beautiful Thanksgiving Fantasy 25 Nov 20204 Mar 2021 This post is part of a series of tongue-in-cheek streams of consciousness inspired by the holidays. I wrote this diatribe well in advance, it predates the entire COVID pandemic and…
Media Analyses… Personal Tragedy & Peanuts 23 Nov 20204 Mar 2021 Not to appear as though I'm fishing for sympathy or anything, but my grandfather recently passed away. It's been pretty difficult for me considering I haven't seen him in four…
Political Reactions… My Thoughts On Trans Issues & Experiences 18 Nov 2020 So, I try to walk a fine line with my blog. I'm transgender, and I don't shy away from that fact because I feel like visibility is important and I…
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